To all my MSN-Zombie friends,
What is the point of having your MSN on if your status is set to away every second of the day?
MSN comes with a whole range of statuses from online to out to lunch. There’s no excuse to have it set to away all the time. You know, they do have an auto-idle setting so that the program will change your status automatically and will set you online when you’re actually on the computer. The only explanation I can think of is that you people actually want your friends to assume that you’re not online… and even then, MSN provides the ability to “hide” and pretend to be offline. There’s really no excuse for clogging up my MSN friends list just because you left your computer on. None.
If this were real life, you’d be the person sitting in the corner staring into space and giving people blank looks if they spoke to you.
..so snap out of it. Zombie.
I will confess. I’m no chef. I’m barely capable of cooking instant food properly. I swear the microwave instructions are always wrong and my food always looks like it’s going to explode about 2 minutes before it’s actually supposed to be done.. Merrill Howard Kalin is probably a better chef than I. By the way, if you laugh at that video, you’re going straight to hell. Join the club.
Despite being a complete failure at all things culinary, I can still manage some decent Kraft Dinner.
Things one can do to Kraft Dinner: (from experience)
- add pepper
- cook it with a microwave
- add cheese
- add a different kind of cheese
- add even more cheese
- add milk
- add hot sauce and/or hot peppers
- feed it to the dog
Things one should not do to Kraft Dinner: (also from experience)
- eat it raw
- add mustard (shudder)
- microwave it for more than 10 minutes (it turns into a colourless paste-like substance)
- eat it for breakfast
- forget to add butter
- attempt to live off it for more than a few days
- feed it to the dog…
And now for something completely different: The Hives
